Andrew: How did the Marines prepare you for a life of stand up comedy?
Greg: How much longer is this interview?

Andrew: What is a negative characteristic that annoys you about Comedian Daniel Tosh?
Greg: I find it difficult not to punch him several times in the face or put him in some kind of a hold that restricts his airway. On Sunday we're watching football.

Andrew: In your opinion, how does a stand up go from good to great?
Greg: A good comedian gets laughs, a great comedian also has a girlfriend with gigantic breasts.

Andrew: Do you meet a lot of woman on the road? If yes, What kind of things do you talk about?
Greg: We don't talk about anything, I just stare at her like a python staring at a rat, focused.

Andrew: How is Greg Hahn onstage different from Greg Hahn offstage?
Greg: Greg Hahn off stage eats waffles and gets his teeth cleaned.

Andrew: What is your opinion of The South Bay area of Los Angeles?
Greg: It looks like Bosnia. The Comedy Magic Club is outstanding though because of the roof parking.

Greg Hahn will be headlining The Comedy & Magic Club Tonight (Tuesday, Novemeber 3rd 2009). Reservations Required. comedyandmagicclub.com or (310) 372-1193.